Inaugural Test Race - Who Does Number Two Work For?

[Jacobi Wylcott]

Tormentous
Firespray

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[Master Buggie]

Tremendous stuff, guys. I really appreciate the feedback. I want to make this something robust that we can all enjoy for a little side action between posts and you have helped me accomplish that. I'm going to start on the results now.

[Master Buggie]

Still time to get in if you want, though!

[Master Buggie]

**Colossus Circuit**
**15 Laps**
**Special Effect: Pirates!**

Lap 1:

Racers take their positions, sublight engines primed and ready for launch. Restriction panels hold each fighter or starship back until the race begins. Each pilot is now going through their personal rituals. Some pilots tighten their racing gloves again, while others make sure their helmets are fastened tightly. A tone sounds through each of their helmets at the same time. The race is starting! Go!

Master Buggie:
Master Buggie completes Lap 1 in 1 minutes, for a total of 1 minutes.

Zuno Drallac:
Zuno Drallac completes Lap 1 in 1 minutes, for a total of 1 minutes.

Darth Fett:
Darth Fett completes Lap 1 in 3 minutes, for a total of 3 minutes.

Doren Vassyl:
Doren Vassyl completes Lap 1 in 3 minutes, for a total of 3 minutes.

Thrion Mitth:
Thrion Mitth completes Lap 1 in 3 minutes, for a total of 3 minutes.

Ashara Rys:
Ashara Rys completes Lap 1 in 4 minutes, for a total of 4 minutes.

Darth Tormentous:
Darth Tormentous completes Lap 1 in 4 minutes, for a total of 4 minutes.

Prazutis:
Prazutis completes Lap 1 in 4 minutes, for a total of 4 minutes.

Ben Kenobi:
Ben Kenobi completes Lap 1 in 5 minutes, for a total of 5 minutes.

[Master Buggie]

**Colossus Circuit**
**15 Laps**
**Special Effect: Pirates!**

Lap 2:

Master Buggie is neck and neck with Zuno Drallac, the former in an A-24 Sleuth and the latter in a Firespray assault craft. Trailing them, a pack forms with the majority of the competition at least a couple minutes behind the leaders. Almost a full minute behind, Ben Kenobi is in last place! Could he be playing it safe?

Zuno Drallac:
Zuno Drallac completes Lap 2 in 1 minutes, for a total of 2 minutes.
His predictable movements have attracted pirates!

Ashara Rys:
Ashara Rys completes Lap 2 in 0 minutes, for a total of 4 minutes.
Was that a hydrospanner that just fell out of her ship's exhaust?

Master Buggie:
Master Buggie completes Lap 2 in 3 minutes, for a total of 4 minutes.

Thrion Mitth:
Thrion Mitth completes Lap 2 in 1 minutes, for a total of 4 minutes.

Doren Vassyl:
Doren Vassyl completes Lap 2 in 3 minutes, for a total of 6 minutes.
Pirates lurk...

Darth Fett:
Darth Fett completes Lap 2 in 6 minutes, for a total of 9 minutes.

Darth Tormentous:
Darth Tormentous completes Lap 2 in 5 minutes, for a total of 9 minutes.

Prazutis:
Prazutis completes Lap 2 in 5 minutes, for a total of 9 minutes.

Ben Kenobi:
Ben Kenobi completes Lap 2 in 6 minutes, for a total of 11 minutes.

[Master Buggie]

**Colossus Circuit**
**15 Laps**
**Special Effect: Pirates!**

Lap 3:

Is Zuno Drallac the latest racing sensation? Through two laps, he has blown through the course! Despite sustaining damage, Ashara Rys is in the pack with Master Buggie and Thrion Mitth, all too closely matched for second place. Has Ben Kenobi given up, or did someone pour water in his fuel tank? Uh oh! From above-- pirate attack!

Master Buggie:
Master Buggie completes Lap 3 in 0 minutes, for a total of 4 minutes.
Yuck! A bird just got sucked into his intake feed!

Ashara Rys:
Ashara Rys completes Lap 3 in 2 minutes, for a total of 6 minutes.

Zuno Drallac:
Zuno Drallac completes Lap 3 in 5 minutes, for a total of 7 minutes.

Prazutis:
Prazutis completes Lap 3 in 0 minutes, for a total of 9 minutes.
Wow! Prazutis just rubbed up against Ben Kenobi's YT-1300 trying to position himself to make the checkpoint.

Doren Vassyl:
Doren Vassyl completes Lap 3 in 3 minutes, for a total of 9 minutes.
Pirates strike! The Gauvian Death Gang have come to collect their debt... Doren's vessel has been downed!
Disqualified

Thrion Mitth:
Thrion Mitth completes Lap 3 in 6 minutes, for a total of 10 minutes.

Ben Kenobi:
Ben Kenobi completes Lap 3 in 0 minutes, for a total of 11 minutes.
If you're not rubbing, you're not racing! He's throwing his weight around against Prazutis!

Darth Fett:
Darth Fett completes Lap 3 in 2 minutes, for a total of 11 minutes.

Darth Tormentous:
Darth Tormentous completes Lap 3 in 6 minutes, for a total of 15 minutes.

[Master Buggie]

**Colossus Circuit**
**15 Laps**
**Special Effect: Pirates!**

Lap 4:

Some fuselage-to-fuselage racing, at its finest. Welcome back, Ben Kenobi! The pirates have downed one of our racers, and it looks like they might be circling back!

Master Buggie:
Master Buggie completes Lap 4 in 3 minutes, for a total of 7 minutes.

Ashara Rys:
Ashara Rys completes Lap 4 in 2 minutes, for a total of 8 minutes.
The pirates are headed straight for her!

Prazutis:
Prazutis completes Lap 4 in 1 minutes, for a total of 10 minutes.

Thrion Mitth:
Thrion Mitth completes Lap 4 in 0 minutes, for a total of 10 minutes.
D-Did he just complete a microjump within the planet's gravity well?

Ben Kenobi:
Ben Kenobi completes Lap 4 in 1 minutes, for a total of 12 minutes.

Zuno Drallac:
Zuno Drallac completes Lap 4 in 5 minutes, for a total of 12 minutes.
How many people do these racers owe money to?! Pirates are lurking...

Darth Fett:
Darth Fett completes Lap 4 in 3 minutes, for a total of 14 minutes.

Darth Tormentous:
Darth Tormentous completes Lap 4 in 2 minutes, for a total of 17 minutes.

Doren Vassyl:
Disqualified

[Master Buggie]

**Colossus Circuit**
**15 Laps**
**Special Effect: Pirates!**

Lap 5:

Some fuselage-to-fuselage racing, at its finest. Welcome back, Ben Kenobi! The pirates have downed one of our racers, and it looks like they might be circling back!

Master Buggie:
Master Buggie completes Lap 5 in 0 minutes, for a total of 7 minutes.
A bigger bird just got sucked into his intake feed! Stop hitting those birds!

Ashara Rys:
Ashara Rys completes Lap 5 in 0 minutes, for a total of 8 minutes.
She was so focused on avoiding the pirates that she crashed into the checkpoint ring! Down she goes!
Disqualified

Prazutis:
Prazutis completes Lap 5 in 2 minutes, for a total of 12 minutes.

Ben Kenobi:
Ben Kenobi completes Lap 5 in 1 minutes, for a total of 13 minutes.
The pirates are lining up an attack on his ship!

Zuno Drallac:
Zuno Drallac completes Lap 5 in 1 minutes, for a total of 13 minutes.

Darth Fett:
Darth Fett completes Lap 5 in 1 minutes, for a total of 15 minutes.

Thrion Mitth:
Thrion Mitth completes Lap 5 in 5 minutes, for a total of 15 minutes.

Darth Tormentous:
Darth Tormentous completes Lap 5 in 0 minutes, for a total of 17 minutes.
Feathers from the bird Master Buggie hit get stuck to Tormentous' cockpit and he clips the checkpoint ring!

Doren Vassyl:
Disqualified

[Master Buggie]

**Colossus Circuit**
**15 Laps**
**Special Effect: Pirates!**

Lap 14:

Let's fast forward a bit.

Master Buggie:
Master Buggie completes Lap 1 in 1 minutes, for a total of 1 minutes.
Master Buggie completes Lap 2 in 3 minutes, for a total of 4 minutes.
Master Buggie completes Lap 3 in 0 minutes, for a total of 4 minutes.
Master Buggie completes Lap 4 in 3 minutes, for a total of 7 minutes.
Master Buggie completes Lap 5 in 0 minutes, for a total of 7 minutes.
Master Buggie completes Lap 6 in 2 minutes, for a total of 9 minutes.
Master Buggie completes Lap 7 in 3 minutes, for a total of 12 minutes.
Master Buggie completes Lap 8 in 3 minutes, for a total of 15 minutes.
Master Buggie completes Lap 9 in 1 minutes, for a total of 16 minutes.
Master Buggie completes Lap 10 in 5 minutes, for a total of 21 minutes.
Master Buggie completes Lap 11 in 5 minutes, for a total of 26 minutes.
Master Buggie completes Lap 12 in 1 minutes, for a total of 27 minutes.
Master Buggie completes Lap 13 in 2 minutes, for a total of 29 minutes.
Master Buggie completes Lap 14 in 2 minutes, for a total of 31 minutes.
Pirates are on the move! Look out!

Prazutis:
Prazutis completes Lap 1 in 4 minutes, for a total of 4 minutes.
Prazutis completes Lap 2 in 5 minutes, for a total of 9 minutes.
Prazutis completes Lap 3 in 0 minutes, for a total of 9 minutes.
Prazutis completes Lap 4 in 1 minutes, for a total of 10 minutes.
Prazutis completes Lap 5 in 2 minutes, for a total of 12 minutes.
Prazutis completes Lap 6 in 1 minutes, for a total of 13 minutes.
Prazutis completes Lap 7 in 3 minutes, for a total of 16 minutes.
Prazutis completes Lap 8 in 3 minutes, for a total of 19 minutes.
Prazutis completes Lap 9 in 4 minutes, for a total of 23 minutes.
Prazutis completes Lap 10 in 4 minutes, for a total of 27 minutes.
Prazutis completes Lap 11 in 1 minutes, for a total of 28 minutes.
Prazutis completes Lap 12 in 4 minutes, for a total of 32 minutes.
Prazutis completes Lap 13 in 1 minutes, for a total of 33 minutes.
Prazutis completes Lap 14 in 0 minutes, for a total of 33 minutes.
Oh no! Rubbing up against Ben Kenobi's ship must have caused more damage than we expected! Prazutis' Z-95 loses a wing stabilizer, sending him careening down to the water.
Disqualified

Thrion Mitth:
Thrion Mitth completes Lap 1 in 3 minutes, for a total of 3 minutes.
Thrion Mitth completes Lap 2 in 1 minutes, for a total of 4 minutes.
Thrion Mitth completes Lap 3 in 6 minutes, for a total of 10 minutes.
Thrion Mitth completes Lap 4 in 0 minutes, for a total of 10 minutes.
Thrion Mitth completes Lap 5 in 5 minutes, for a total of 15 minutes.
Thrion Mitth completes Lap 6 in 0 minutes, for a total of 15 minutes.
Thrion Mitth completes Lap 7 in 4 minutes, for a total of 19 minutes.
Thrion Mitth completes Lap 8 in 4 minutes, for a total of 23 minutes.
Thrion Mitth completes Lap 9 in 6 minutes, for a total of 29 minutes.
Thrion Mitth completes Lap 10 in 6 minutes, for a total of 35 minutes.
Thrion Mitth completes Lap 11 in 0 minutes, for a total of 35 minutes.
Thrion Mitth completes Lap 12 in 1 minutes, for a total of 36 minutes.
Thrion Mitth completes Lap 13 in 5 minutes, for a total of 41 minutes.
Thrion Mitth completes Lap 14 in 0 minutes, for a total of 41 minutes.
Suddenly, Thrion's ship loses all power, dropping down into the water. He must have pushed it too hard!
Disqualified

Ben Kenobi:
Ben Kenobi completes Lap 1 in 5 minutes, for a total of 5 minutes.
Ben Kenobi completes Lap 2 in 6 minutes, for a total of 11 minutes.
Ben Kenobi completes Lap 3 in 0 minutes, for a total of 11 minutes.
Ben Kenobi completes Lap 4 in 1 minutes, for a total of 12 minutes.
Ben Kenobi completes Lap 5 in 1 minutes, for a total of 13 minutes.
Ben Kenobi completes Lap 6 in 2 minutes, for a total of 15 minutes.
Ben Kenobi completes Lap 7 in 1 minutes, for a total of 16 minutes.
Ben Kenobi completes Lap 8 in 3 minutes, for a total of 19 minutes.
Ben Kenobi completes Lap 9 in 2 minutes, for a total of 21 minutes.
Ben Kenobi completes Lap 10 in 5 minutes, for a total of 26 minutes.
Ben Kenobi completes Lap 11 in 3 minutes, for a total of 29 minutes.
Ben Kenobi completes Lap 12 in 1 minutes, for a total of 30 minutes.
Ben Kenobi completes Lap 13 in 7 minutes, for a total of 37 minutes.
Ben Kenobi completes Lap 14 in 5 minutes, for a total of 42 minutes.

Darth Tormentous:
Darth Tormentous completes Lap 1 in 4 minutes, for a total of 4 minutes.
Darth Tormentous completes Lap 2 in 5 minutes, for a total of 9 minutes.
Darth Tormentous completes Lap 3 in 6 minutes, for a total of 15 minutes.
Darth Tormentous completes Lap 4 in 2 minutes, for a total of 17 minutes.
Darth Tormentous completes Lap 5 in 0 minutes, for a total of 17 minutes.
Darth Tormentous completes Lap 6 in 4 minutes, for a total of 21 minutes.
Darth Tormentous completes Lap 7 in 0 minutes, for a total of 21 minutes.
Darth Tormentous completes Lap 8 in 7 minutes, for a total of 28 minutes.
Darth Tormentous completes Lap 9 in 2 minutes, for a total of 30 minutes.
Darth Tormentous completes Lap 10 in 0 minutes, for a total of 30 minutes.
Darth Tormentous completes Lap 11 in 6 minutes, for a total of 36 minutes.
Darth Tormentous completes Lap 12 in 1 minutes, for a total of 37 minutes.
Darth Tormentous completes Lap 13 in 1 minutes, for a total of 38 minutes.
Darth Tormentous completes Lap 14 in 5 minutes, for a total of 43 minutes.

Darth Fett:
Darth Fett completes Lap 1 in 3 minutes, for a total of 3 minutes.
Darth Fett completes Lap 2 in 6 minutes, for a total of 9 minutes.
Darth Fett completes Lap 3 in 2 minutes, for a total of 11 minutes.
Darth Fett completes Lap 4 in 3 minutes, for a total of 14 minutes.
Darth Fett completes Lap 5 in 1 minutes, for a total of 15 minutes.
Darth Fett completes Lap 6 in 1 minutes, for a total of 16 minutes.
Darth Fett completes Lap 7 in 5 minutes, for a total of 21 minutes.
Darth Fett completes Lap 8 in 7 minutes, for a total of 28 minutes.
Darth Fett completes Lap 9 in 2 minutes, for a total of 30 minutes.
Darth Fett completes Lap 10 in 3 minutes, for a total of 33 minutes.
Darth Fett completes Lap 11 in 6 minutes, for a total of 39 minutes.
Darth Fett completes Lap 12 in 3 minutes, for a total of 42 minutes.
Darth Fett completes Lap 13 in 1 minutes, for a total of 43 minutes.
Darth Fett completes Lap 14 in 3 minutes, for a total of 46 minutes.

Zuno Drallac:
Zuno Drallac completes Lap 1 in 1 minutes, for a total of 1 minutes.
Zuno Drallac completes Lap 2 in 1 minutes, for a total of 2 minutes.
Zuno Drallac completes Lap 3 in 5 minutes, for a total of 7 minutes.
Zuno Drallac completes Lap 4 in 5 minutes, for a total of 12 minutes.
Zuno Drallac completes Lap 5 in 1 minutes, for a total of 13 minutes.
Zuno Drallac completes Lap 6 in 0 minutes, for a total of 13 minutes.
Zuno Drallac completes Lap 7 in 7 minutes, for a total of 20 minutes.
Zuno Drallac completes Lap 8 in 5 minutes, for a total of 25 minutes.
Zuno Drallac completes Lap 9 in 2 minutes, for a total of 27 minutes.
Zuno Drallac completes Lap 10 in 5 minutes, for a total of 32 minutes.
Zuno Drallac completes Lap 11 in 6 minutes, for a total of 38 minutes.
Zuno Drallac completes Lap 12 in 6 minutes, for a total of 44 minutes.
Zuno Drallac completes Lap 13 in 2 minutes, for a total of 46 minutes.
Zuno Drallac completes Lap 14 in 2 minutes, for a total of 48 minutes.

Ashara Rys:
Ashara Rys completes Lap 1 in 4 minutes, for a total of 4 minutes.
Ashara Rys completes Lap 2 in 0 minutes, for a total of 4 minutes.
Ashara Rys completes Lap 3 in 2 minutes, for a total of 6 minutes.
Ashara Rys completes Lap 4 in 2 minutes, for a total of 8 minutes.
Ashara Rys completes Lap 5 in 0 minutes, for a total of 8 minutes.
Disqualified

Doren Vassyl:
Doren Vassyl completes Lap 1 in 3 minutes, for a total of 3 minutes.
Doren Vassyl completes Lap 2 in 3 minutes, for a total of 6 minutes.
Doren Vassyl completes Lap 3 in 3 minutes, for a total of 9 minutes.
Disqualified

[Master Buggie]

**Colossus Circuit**
**15 Laps**
**Special Effect: Pirates!**

Final Lap:

Master Buggie looks to be setting a new course record! He's speeding toward the finish line and no one else is even close to him. How does it do it? He will be the only undefeated racer left in the circuit! Unbelievable! He's nearly at the finish line now, let's look in at this historic moment...

Master Buggie:
Master Buggie completes Lap 15 in 2 minutes, for a total of 33 minutes.
Just as Master Buggie is about to cross the finish line, a pirate attacks him. He crashes and doesn't complete the race!
Disqualified

Ben Kenobi:
Ben Kenobi completes Lap 15 in 6 minutes, for a total of 48 minutes.
Completed in 48 minutes!

Zuno Drallac:
Zuno Drallac completes Lap 15 in 0 minutes, for a total of 48 minutes.
Completed in 48 minutes!

Darth Fett:
Darth Fett completes Lap 15 in 3 minutes, for a total of 49 minutes.
Completed in 49 minutes!

Darth Tormentous:
Darth Tormentous completes Lap 15 in 6 minutes, for a total of 49 minutes.
Completed in 49 minutes!

Prazutis:
Disqualified

Thrion Mitth:
Disqualified

Ashara Rys:
Disqualified

Doren Vassyl:
Disqualified