Red Dead Refueling (Open)
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2018 9:33 pm
"Gotta go, gotta go, come on," Jak ordered his gang through the gunfire. "Time constraints, people!"
Blaster fire streaked through the ozone-tinged air of the Mimbanese warehouse the Bexel Gang were intent on leaving. Flanked by Red Eyes and Van Cleef, the three pirates of varying rank run-and-gunned their way towards The Nice Jacket while Mums, Stretch, and Harold made a bee-line for their smaller Skipray Blastboat. It was a full retreat all-around, with The Horn Sisters providing an assist on the turrets of the YT-2000 freighter.
On his breakneck voyage through the space lanes -- indiscriminately purchasing intergalactic cannabis for the soft opening of his wellness center on Coruscant -- the Bexel Gang had come out ahead more often than not. This was not one of those times. Mimban had proven to be... mixed in its messages re: the procurement of their soil-rich plants. Vendors had expressed interest on the outset while coded messages had warned of aggressive expansion of the noninterventionist variety by way of dominant tribes. Hedging their bets, Jak and co. found themselves very nearly besieged by a Mimbanese gang intent on stealing their shipment. He did not often retreat, but this particular sect had proven resolute in keeping their wares, and as the old adage states, 'never start a land war on Mimban'.
"This is the last time I'm ever coming here," Jak hollered up the ramp, nearly taking a bolt to the hamstring on his way up. "Start her up!"
"Right-o captain," Van Cleef replied, her lungs retaining smoke. "We're not missing much, their product is moof-grass."
"How'd you have time to find out?" He asked as he barged into the cockpit doorway, nearly knocking Ellem over while edging Van Cleef off his captain's chair. "You know we're being shot at, right?"
"I'm younger and faster," She exhaled from an azure glass bowl and took a seat in the firstmate chair. "Coordinates are set, you're welcome."
"They're rolling out an E-Web!" Came Red Eyes through the comms.
With a roar of the thrusters, both ships hovered out of the roof-less warehouse and shot out into the atmosphere; the explosion of said rear thrusters sparking a fire in the mass of cannabis product they had no time to procure and setting off a chain reaction that set ablaze most of the gang's sought-after product. Stretch could be heard laughing through the comms. "We showed them," He nodded to Mums, who was less thrilled. Both ships engaged in a jump sequence that saw them fleeing the Circarpous sector through an opening in the Smuggler's Run. With danger averted, Riz and Tessa disembarked from the turrets and entered the smoke-filled cockpit.
"Smells like college in here," Riz coughed. "Where to now, Captain?"
Jak was studying the navcomputer, looking for an answer. "On this excursion... we've covered Umbara, Naboo, Kerkoida, Kira... we can say Mimban was a wash. Maybe we can jack up the prices on more exotic worlds to cover for the ones we nearly die in."
Ellem chortled, head tilting to make eye contact with her master.
"Yes, the Korriban strain will fetch an extremely high price due to the incidentals," He retorted, looking up from the navcomputer at his crew. "Since I'm at a loss, and since we're low on fuel, it pains me to do this but... we probably should head back to Tattooine."
As if in unison, the entire crew in the cockpit threw up their arms in contempt and frustration. Through the comms, Red Eyes opined with the same degree of disgust for the desert planet. It made sense - it was close, reliable, they had contacts to off-load their product, but it was also drought season.
"I can put out a call to the Broodship but it'll take longer than we have time for! I know it's not ideal..." he was interrupted by Red Eyes at the comms.
"What about DSR? They moved part of it not far from here."
Van Kleef cocked her stoned head. "What's Dee-essr?"
Red Eyes began his lore dump through the comms:
"DSR -- Deep Space Resort -- was once a vibrant and posh city in space for the galaxy's jet-setting elite that quickly fell into disrepair with the re-emergence of Galactic War™. Spinning like a massive spider on an axis, its endless appendages housed shops, residency, casinos, you name it. The tippy top 1% of people who made it their home were so far removed from discourse and so insulated with money that they were unable to fathom the world of danger that commoners had to face," and then he emerged through the cockpit doorway.
"... and in its recession, a bunch of criminals descended upon it who knew how to game the rich for all the credits they weren't using anyway. Certain sects battled for supremacy in a private war, and the place literally cracked into two bits. The historic portion remained just within reach of the Core Worlds, while the second half found its way firmly in the Outer Rim. It was available to anyone who cared and knew about it."
"And how pray tell do you know about it, Red?" Jak asked, a question that he somehow knew the answer to.
"I blew it up myself," Red gestured to himself with a smile and his two fat thumbs. "They got fuel, I know it cause it was a play to disconnect the wealthy from their fuel supply. The whole place is one large refuel spot without the other half leeching onto it. I wouldn't be surprised if they rolled out the carpet for me."
Tessa raised her hand, Jak pointed to her. "When you put it like that, I don't hate Tattooine," she said.
"Captain," Mums called out through the comms. "If you want, we can send out a blanket ping to any pirates within the sector. If there's friends, we can possibly off-load from there." Jak waved off his suggestion, then realized he was waving off a voice and not a person. "It's too risky. Any number of raiding gangs can and has used our tech against us. We'll have to be more covert than that. Let's first see if we can set down, and work it from there... I still can't believe you're all putting me up to this."
"What? You're the boss. We're just the crew. Unless you want a change of scenery too, you can plunk us down on that desert armpit and we wouldn't say squat," shot Red Eyes. Jak thought about it for a moment.
"Set a course for DSR, whatever's left of it. Maybe a change of scenery would be fun?" At this point, Jak had a sneaky suspicion that he was talking himself into someone else's bad idea.
Blaster fire streaked through the ozone-tinged air of the Mimbanese warehouse the Bexel Gang were intent on leaving. Flanked by Red Eyes and Van Cleef, the three pirates of varying rank run-and-gunned their way towards The Nice Jacket while Mums, Stretch, and Harold made a bee-line for their smaller Skipray Blastboat. It was a full retreat all-around, with The Horn Sisters providing an assist on the turrets of the YT-2000 freighter.
On his breakneck voyage through the space lanes -- indiscriminately purchasing intergalactic cannabis for the soft opening of his wellness center on Coruscant -- the Bexel Gang had come out ahead more often than not. This was not one of those times. Mimban had proven to be... mixed in its messages re: the procurement of their soil-rich plants. Vendors had expressed interest on the outset while coded messages had warned of aggressive expansion of the noninterventionist variety by way of dominant tribes. Hedging their bets, Jak and co. found themselves very nearly besieged by a Mimbanese gang intent on stealing their shipment. He did not often retreat, but this particular sect had proven resolute in keeping their wares, and as the old adage states, 'never start a land war on Mimban'.
"This is the last time I'm ever coming here," Jak hollered up the ramp, nearly taking a bolt to the hamstring on his way up. "Start her up!"
"Right-o captain," Van Cleef replied, her lungs retaining smoke. "We're not missing much, their product is moof-grass."
"How'd you have time to find out?" He asked as he barged into the cockpit doorway, nearly knocking Ellem over while edging Van Cleef off his captain's chair. "You know we're being shot at, right?"
"I'm younger and faster," She exhaled from an azure glass bowl and took a seat in the firstmate chair. "Coordinates are set, you're welcome."
"They're rolling out an E-Web!" Came Red Eyes through the comms.
With a roar of the thrusters, both ships hovered out of the roof-less warehouse and shot out into the atmosphere; the explosion of said rear thrusters sparking a fire in the mass of cannabis product they had no time to procure and setting off a chain reaction that set ablaze most of the gang's sought-after product. Stretch could be heard laughing through the comms. "We showed them," He nodded to Mums, who was less thrilled. Both ships engaged in a jump sequence that saw them fleeing the Circarpous sector through an opening in the Smuggler's Run. With danger averted, Riz and Tessa disembarked from the turrets and entered the smoke-filled cockpit.
"Smells like college in here," Riz coughed. "Where to now, Captain?"
Jak was studying the navcomputer, looking for an answer. "On this excursion... we've covered Umbara, Naboo, Kerkoida, Kira... we can say Mimban was a wash. Maybe we can jack up the prices on more exotic worlds to cover for the ones we nearly die in."
Ellem chortled, head tilting to make eye contact with her master.
"Yes, the Korriban strain will fetch an extremely high price due to the incidentals," He retorted, looking up from the navcomputer at his crew. "Since I'm at a loss, and since we're low on fuel, it pains me to do this but... we probably should head back to Tattooine."
As if in unison, the entire crew in the cockpit threw up their arms in contempt and frustration. Through the comms, Red Eyes opined with the same degree of disgust for the desert planet. It made sense - it was close, reliable, they had contacts to off-load their product, but it was also drought season.
"I can put out a call to the Broodship but it'll take longer than we have time for! I know it's not ideal..." he was interrupted by Red Eyes at the comms.
"What about DSR? They moved part of it not far from here."
Van Kleef cocked her stoned head. "What's Dee-essr?"
Red Eyes began his lore dump through the comms:
"DSR -- Deep Space Resort -- was once a vibrant and posh city in space for the galaxy's jet-setting elite that quickly fell into disrepair with the re-emergence of Galactic War™. Spinning like a massive spider on an axis, its endless appendages housed shops, residency, casinos, you name it. The tippy top 1% of people who made it their home were so far removed from discourse and so insulated with money that they were unable to fathom the world of danger that commoners had to face," and then he emerged through the cockpit doorway.
"... and in its recession, a bunch of criminals descended upon it who knew how to game the rich for all the credits they weren't using anyway. Certain sects battled for supremacy in a private war, and the place literally cracked into two bits. The historic portion remained just within reach of the Core Worlds, while the second half found its way firmly in the Outer Rim. It was available to anyone who cared and knew about it."
"And how pray tell do you know about it, Red?" Jak asked, a question that he somehow knew the answer to.
"I blew it up myself," Red gestured to himself with a smile and his two fat thumbs. "They got fuel, I know it cause it was a play to disconnect the wealthy from their fuel supply. The whole place is one large refuel spot without the other half leeching onto it. I wouldn't be surprised if they rolled out the carpet for me."
Tessa raised her hand, Jak pointed to her. "When you put it like that, I don't hate Tattooine," she said.
"Captain," Mums called out through the comms. "If you want, we can send out a blanket ping to any pirates within the sector. If there's friends, we can possibly off-load from there." Jak waved off his suggestion, then realized he was waving off a voice and not a person. "It's too risky. Any number of raiding gangs can and has used our tech against us. We'll have to be more covert than that. Let's first see if we can set down, and work it from there... I still can't believe you're all putting me up to this."
"What? You're the boss. We're just the crew. Unless you want a change of scenery too, you can plunk us down on that desert armpit and we wouldn't say squat," shot Red Eyes. Jak thought about it for a moment.
"Set a course for DSR, whatever's left of it. Maybe a change of scenery would be fun?" At this point, Jak had a sneaky suspicion that he was talking himself into someone else's bad idea.