Whoever Posts last is the Greatest SL Character ever (Continued)

[Zechs Merquise]

I was there
when Buggie burned Ani.
I was there.
when Buggie burned Ani.
I was there.
when Buggie burned Ani.

[Kroxata Akhoi]

Here is why I think I am the greatest character on sithlore, i have participated in ma- I'm just here to dish out 10 posts so i can edit

[Annan Rainwalker]

*is fireproof*

[Xendiss Rayne]

*Ani repeats mantra*

"I am a Jedi, like my Buggie before me!

Jedi do not form attachments...

I am a Jedi, like my Buggie before me!

Jedi do not form attachments..."

*Ani sees picture of Xendiss*

"... do not... form... attach... ments..."

Got a fondness, have we?

Because you know who the best is!

[Annan Rainwalker]

*Ani's internal debate*

Darth Murder: "Join the dark side. They have Xendiss, holding a plate of cookies."

Annan Rainwalker: "Jedi do not form attachments."

Darth Murder: "Jedi feel hunger and thirst."

Annan Rainwalker: "But cookies are exclusively darkside. The lightside has milk."

Darth Murder: "But the lightside doesn't have Xendiss."

*the debate rages on*

[Xendiss Rayne]

*Ani's internal debate*

Darth Murder: "Join the dark side. They have Xendiss, holding a plate of cookies."

Annan Rainwalker: "Jedi do not form attachments."

Darth Murder: "Jedi feel hunger and thirst."

Annan Rainwalker: "But cookies are exclusively darkside. The lightside has milk."

Darth Murder: "But the lightside doesn't have Xendiss."

*the debate rages on*

JOIN US. YOU CANNOT RESIST XENDISS' FINESSE AND CRAZINESS. AND HER COOKIES AND VARIOUS OTHER ASSETS.

[Annan Rainwalker]

JOIN US. YOU CANNOT RESIST XENDISS' FINESSE AND CRAZINESS. AND HER COOKIES AND VARIOUS OTHER ASSETS.

*Ani's internal debate*

Annan Rainwalker: Oh no, not the assets...

Darth Murder: YES! The ASSETS!!!

Annan Rainwalker: Jedi do not form attachments. And covet no assets.

Darth Murder: That's a lie and you know it! Join her, and rule the Galaxy together as Darth and Darthess!

Annan Rainwalker: NOOOO!!!

*debate rages on*

[Xendiss Rayne]

JOIN US. YOU CANNOT RESIST XENDISS' FINESSE AND CRAZINESS. AND HER COOKIES AND VARIOUS OTHER ASSETS.

*Ani's internal debate*

Annan Rainwalker: Oh no, not the assets...

Darth Murder: YES! The ASSETS!!!

Annan Rainwalker: Jedi do not form attachments. And covet no assets.

Darth Murder: That's a lie and you know it! Join her, and rule the Galaxy together as Darth and Darthess!

Annan Rainwalker: NOOOO!!!

*debate rages on*

LEND ME YOUR ASSETS.

WE SHALL CONNECT THEM AND RULE THE GALAXY TOGETHER.

FORM THE ATTACHMENTS. YOU ARE NO JEDI. YOU ARE SITH.

[Kroxata Akhoi]

STOP FLIRTING!!!!!

[Annan Rainwalker]

LEND ME YOUR ASSETS.

WE SHALL CONNECT THEM AND RULE THE GALAXY TOGETHER.

FORM THE ATTACHMENTS. YOU ARE NO JEDI. YOU ARE SITH.

*Ani's internal debate*

Annan Rainwalker: What?! No, no connections!!!

Darth Murder: YES! Lend the assets, MAKE THE CONNECTIONS, NOW!!!

Annan Rainwalker: No! There cannot be connections! Connections are the Path to the Dark side! Connections lead to younglings... younglings lead to grown-up sons... grown-up sons lead to redemption-- wait, that's a good thing.

Darth Murder: YES! A GOOD THING! And here's something BETTER: THOSE YOUNGLINGS COULD BE RAISED AS LITTLE SITH!!!

Annan Rainwalker: Never!!!

*debate rages on*